Wednesday, November 10, 2010

We are honored to have such great Americans ....


In honor of our brave American solidersOur young men and women of the Armed Forces . Special shout to the " Cowboy's ". The 1st Armored Division , 2-6 inf. Hey fellas . Don't forget Charlie don't surf , Charlie don't cowboy up . Fuck Charlie........ The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively if he must. He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a professional. He can march until he is told to stop or stop until he is told to march. He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient He has two sets of fatigues: he washes one and wears the other. He keeps his canteens full and his feet dry. he sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle. He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts. If you're thirsty, he'll share his water with you; if you are hungry, his food. He'll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of battle when you run low. He has learned to use his hands like weapons and weapons like they were his hands. He can save your life - or take it, because that is his job. He will often do twice the work of a civilian , draw half the pay and still find ironic humor in it all. He has seen more suffering and death then he should have in his short lifetime. He has stood atop mountains of dead bodies, and helped to create them. He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat and is unashamed. He feels every note of the National Anthem vibrate through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning desire to 'square-away' those around him who haven't bothered to stand, remove their hat, or even stop talking. In an odd twist, day in and day out, far from home, he defends their right to be disrespectful. Just as did his Father, Grandfather, and Great-grandfather, he is paying the price for our freedom. Beardless or not, he is not a boy. He is the American Fighting Man that has kept this country free for over 200 years. He has asked nothing in return, except our friendship and understanding. Remember him, always, for he has earned our respect and admiration with his blood. And now we even have women over there in danger, doing their part in this tradition of going to War when our nation calls us to do so. As you go to bed tonight, remember this shot.. A short lull, a little shade and a picture of loved ones in their helmets Prayer wheel for our military... please don't break it. Please send this .. a short prayer. Prayer Wheel "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. In Our Saviors Name, Amen." Prayer : When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our ground troops in Afghanistan, sailors on ships, and airmen in the air, and for those in Iraq . There is nothing attached... This can be very powerful....... Of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Marine or Airman, prayer is the very best one. I can't break this one, sorry This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting in Iraq. Pass it on to everyone and pray. No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Pork Freedom

Pork Plant Opens Next to Mosque Next to Ground Zero Bumble Bee Ham is opening a processing plant and deli in New York just two blocks away from Ground Zero next to a new mosque. The new location will process ham to be shipped out to Bumble Bee Hams across the country and launch a new high end deli on the ground level called "Bacon." The feature item is a bacon burger made from ground bacon, topped with bacon served open faced on a bacon croissant with bacon ranch and a side of bacon sticks. This has set off a firestorm between many Americans and Muslims against so-called "bacon extremists." Critics claim that Bumble Bee Ham is being insensitive to Muslim feelings and seeking to inflame Muslim sensibilities. Supporters swear they only wish to promote a new peaceful dialogue in Muslim/Pork relations. Imam Faisal Abdul Rauf, the founder of the mosque was reported in the New Pork Times saying, "Most New Yorkers find the placement of Bumble Bee Ham offensive. New York is a big city. Why can't they just build somewhere else? If they really care about healing delicate wounds between Muslims and Pork they wouldn't build in a location where most New Yorkers disapprove." A spokesman for Bumble Bee Ham responded in the New York Pork declaring, "We have no desire to inflame or insult New Yorkers by inflaming and insulting them. America stands for freedom and we fully believe in that right. Freedom doesn't include a right to decency or good taste. We here at Rancor News fully believe in everyone's right to freedom, however, we do not approve of people using their freedom to be dicks. You don't build new peaceful relations by kicking someone in the crotch. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. We will stand by Bumble Bee Ham's freedom to operate where they choose and our freedom to call them insensitive, inflammatory, attention whoring, opportunistic pricks

Friday, May 28, 2010

Remembering our finest .......


We cherish too, the Poppy red

That grows on fields where valor led,

It seems to signal to the skies

That blood of heroes never dies.

Friday, May 07, 2010

Welcome ????




Map Of My Country:
Let me make this perfectly clear!
THIS IS MY COUNTRY! And, because I make This statement
DOES NOT
Mean I'm against immigration!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE,
IN MY COUNTRY!
Welcome! To come through legally:

1. Get a sponsor!
2. Get a place to lay your head!
3. Get a job!
4. Live By OUR Rules!
5. Pay YOUR Taxes!
And
6. Learn the LANGUAGE like immigrants
have in the past!!!
AND
7. Please don't demand that we hand over our lifetime
savings of Social Security Funds to you.
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone,
Then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM! When will AMERICANS STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS???
We've gone so far the other way...
bent over backwards not to offend anyone.
But it seems no one cares about the
AMERICAN CITIZEN
that's being offended!

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Head of the table



All great change in America begins at the dinner table. [ Ronald Reagan , 40th president of US (1911 - 2004) ] Tonight at your table discuss the change that has come to America with your family , discuss as a family , discuss as patriots , discuss as Americans who are tired of the CHANGE or should I say the chains that have been put upon us . All of these traitors to our Republic were voted in ... vote them out . Take a stand . Educate your children in the meaning of our Democracy . Our future has always come from each of our homes . It is up to us ....... Stand up or go get in line .

Friday, March 19, 2010

Picture is worth a thousand words



Do you people have any idea of how intrusive this health care bill really is? 2700 pages of bullshit written so vague that the general public has no clue as to what it contains. Have you read the bill? Has your elected official read the bill? Women protested during the battle of Roe vs. Wade 35 years ago claiming that THEY should have the right to choose what goes on with their body. Are you people mad! If this bill passes the government will have 100 % control of ALL your health care. They will determine what procedures you need and what you dont need. Who will enforce the mandatory compliance with health care....The I.R.S....are you fucking kidding me? Yeah this health care bill will create more jobs....16,000 more I.R.S workers to go after you if you dont comply! The Department of health and human services will have access to your financial records.I f you dont purchase health care you will be audited, fined and possibly end up in a federal prison. There has never in our history been a bill that mandates that you MUST buy a product! Is this the kind of country you want to live in? Where the government controls every aspect of your life from birth till death?. Does health care need to be reformed...sure it does. Does the government need to totally take it over...Hell no.....Tell me what the government runs successfully? ...social security....broke.....medicare....broke....post office....broke....fannie mae and freddie mac....broke...They even threw in financial aid for your education in the bill........now the government will control all student loans and can decide who can go to school and who cant. Let me leave you with a couple of quotes from a very great man and a great American!.... "Our natural, inalienable rights are now considered to be a dispensation from government,and freedom has never been so fragile, so close to slipping from our grasp as it is at this moment." ........... "Nations crumble from within when the citizenry asks of government those things which the citizenry might better provide for itself. ...I hope we have once again reminded people that man is not free unless government is limited.There's a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: As government expands, liberty contracts." WAKE UP AMERICA! This is the first step of the loss of your freedom and the loss of the greatest country that the world has ever seen!!!